The Rope Had Two Ends

Long ago, a man was brought before a dreaded judge, known for his annoyance at anyone who spoke more than necessary. The judge cut straight to the point, asking, “What did you steal?”

The accused replied, “My lord, I found a rope lying on the road and picked it up.”

The judge, unimpressed, growled, “Stop. I am not interested in your ‘but.’ You are wasting my time,” and immediately dismissed the man.

Years later, after retiring, the judge sought shelter under a shed from the rain. To his surprise, a familiar voice greeted him.
“How are you? Do you recognize me? I was once produced before you by a policeman.”
“Yes,” the judge replied, recalling the case. “It was foolish for the policeman to bring you to trial for merely picking up a string of rope!”