An Offer Turned Down

Elangovan heard that a shop in Kancheepuram had a vacancy for an accounts keeper. He called on the owner, Lokanathan, who decided to put him to a test. Lokanathan spread his fingers on his right hand and asked, “Which finger is the biggest of all?”

“The middle finger,” answered Elangovan confidently.

“Wrong!” Lokanathan remarked. “All fingers have the same length. Now, which is the smallest finger?” he asked, spreading the fingers on his other hand.

“There’s nothing small among them,” Elangovan replied.

“You’re wrong once again,” Lokanathan said. “The index finger is the smallest of all. Given how you’ve answered these two simple questions, do you expect me to hire you?”

“No, I’m sure I won’t get the job,” Elangovan replied, sensing the futility of the situation.

“You’re wrong again; I shall employ you. You may come to work starting tomorrow,” Lokanathan declared.

“I’m afraid I can’t accept your offer,” Elangovan responded firmly. “You lack common sense. If I work for you, I would only drive myself mad!” He then walked out of the shop, leaving Lokanathan in shock.