Not Mine!

Two drunken men knocked on the door of their third friend, who was also intoxicated.

“You know what!” exclaimed one of the two visitors. “Yesterday, we saw a dead man and thought that maybe it was you!”

“I see,” responded the third friend. “What kind of trousers did he wear?” he asked.

“Gray and with dark checks,” came the reply.

“Did he wear a blue necktie?” the third friend inquired.

“No, a red one,” was the answer.

“Did he have slippers on?”

“No, full shoes.”

“Thank God!” exclaimed the third friend with relief. “Then that was not my dead body!”